“I BLAME EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ON MAGA, BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH!”; “I BLAME EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ON LIBERALS, BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH!”; “THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! MY HAIR DYE RAN OUT AND I HAD TO GET A RESUPPLY AND THE CASHIER REFUSED TO SERVICE ME EVEN THOUGH I YELLED OUT THAT I WAS A WOMAN DESPITE HAVING A FULL GROWN NECKBEARD AND SHE STILL REFUSED! HOW TRANSPHOBIC OF HER! IT HAS TO BE TRUMP AND HIS MAGA GOONS, HE PROBABLY CONSOLIDATED HIS WHITE SUPREMACIST BUDDIES AND DID A WHOLE RITUAL TO ATTACH BIGOTED EVIL ONTO ME! I JUST WISH DEI AND MY FELLOW BUDDIES HIDING IN THE SHADOWS TO COME OUT AND DESTROY THEM!”; “AH GOSH DANG IT MY TRUCK BROKE DOWN ON THE WAY TO WORK, AND THEN I LOST MY RED MAGA HAT! AHH IT HAS TO BE THOSE DARN LIBERALS, THEY DID SOME DARK PRIDE MAGIC SHENANIGANS TO PURPOSELY RUIN MY DAY! I HATE LIBS SO MUCH THAT I WISH DADDY TRUMP WOULD SMITE THEM OUT OF THE AIR!”; THE RIGHT:; THE LEFT: