Mr incredible becoming vomit (How long to survive to eat Baked Beans)

ME: *OPENS ONE CAN OF BAKED BEANS*; BRAIN: THAT'S SURVIVAL FOOD NOW. ME: HOW MANY CANS WOULD I NEED THOUGH? MATH MODE ACTIVATED... CALORIES PER CAN: 400; CALORIES NEEDED PER DAY: 2000; SO 5 CANS PER DAY... 5 CANS X 30 DAYS = 150 CANS; 150 CANS X 12 MONTHS = 1800 CANS; STORAGE SPACE REQUIRED: ENTIRE GARAGE; POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES: ETERNAL BEAN DIET; RISK FACTOR: SOCIAL ISOLATION (BEAN BREATH); UPSIDE: NEVER HUNGRY; DOWNSIDE: THE PLUMBING BILL; NEIGHBORS: "WHY DOES HE SMELL LIKE BEANS ALL THE TIME?"; ME CALCULATING: IS IT CHEAPER THAN GROCERIES? ANSWER: MAYBE BUT AT WHAT COST... ME WHEN I EAT BEANS; YOU BEING A OMEGA GASSY