mmmh tasty susie pu- (OH MY GOD WHY)

I thought I was what we call dirty blonde which is a mixture of blonde and brown

2048 kris: IM MAROON
NOT A BRUNET

No... I do not

Look at the title >:3

I hate you

kris: hehe
i put that there >:3

Me: Kris can you be normal and not hor ny FOR 5 SECS!

2048 kris and 2018 kris in unision:
no

So DND tommorrow :D?

Yea

And what time will u start it :] (in ur timezone)

Around 5:00 or 6 pm pt

1 AM in london :∆
I can manage tho :D!
Ill just have to trick my mom >:3

Ok... See you soon at what time 5 or 6?

And no you cannot f**k the dragon

why is the discord so dead?

Because it's only there's for tomorrow

Plus since everyone here on imgfip why else would we chat there

HEY I DONT F**K DRAGONS!!! ONLY KRIS DOES-
EVEN THO I WOULDNT MIND-
Also im playing as grave, my robot OC who is 100% ARO/ACE (only loves people 100% platonic-ly, does not love romantically nor sexually)

Make him a druid so you become transformer

Nice

...Nah
He's a rogue >:3

Come on transformer ... OHH ARGH ARGH ( HAS A STROKE ) RGJWBSJWBEISBEUSVSJVEJWBDHSHEHWHW

Kris: If susie is within a 5 mile radius within me and i can become a-
Çhïrøgÿl: WE'RE TRYONG TO KEEP THIS PG-13

Susie how did you survive this man blind 3 times if you need help

Susie: That's hot :D

Kris: I have loterally no idea why she does 💀
Susie: Me neither 😭

Me: Susie how do you do it by how many times Chris f**ks you how the f**k you not stay pregnant and have many kids expect for galuez?

Also you can f**k someone, just not impregnate them.
You just have to not...
apply the sauce packet inside 💀

2048 kris: I only f*ck susie after we got married -
kris: I just have a general lust for scales 💀

(Me asking 2048 Kris): but how TF she did not get pregnant everyday when you f**ked her ... I know she had galuez but like come on.... How else does she not have 89 other kids?

2048 kris: 1. there's a thing called protection. (condoms)
2. We just have to not apply the sauce pavket inside.
2048 susie: ....that's the most disgusting way to put that💀

Me: ooooh...
Then does your let's say... Krusie or PU- SS Y HURT EVERYDAY SUSIE? CAUSE IT MUST HURT ALOT

2048 kris: protection

2048 susie: Im not answering that! Especially Infrontr of Galuez!
Galuez: I dont want fo be in this room anymore 💀

Me: " hey Kris started it... I'm just curious... And see if you need help!"

kris: i love that p