cheze cool ahh temp

immortality

testicular cancer

everyone you know f**king dies

you still physically age

I can pick the side effect

you have2 side effects
testicular cancer

you cant pick good ones

your also gay

Tfym

INFINITE GREEN OLIVES

Ability to ban ANYONE off any social media

you have to ban toady and jeffery first

Thats not even a drawback

ik im just sick of both of them

Me too.
Me too.

testicular cancer

can make bread out of rocks

you cant eat bread

who says its for me

me
its included in the side effect

like, it just disintegrates upon presentation to another person

yes

using this for evil thanks

yw

wings

radioactive cum

theyre too small to use

The ability to reply to my own comment therefore making everyone else irrelevant

I am a fish

nice

you have 2 side effects
testicular cancer

Not the first side effect 💔

i can change people’s emotions

testicular cancer

i can change yours

ok

you are now happy and able to live your life in the best way possible

Shape-shifting!

you f**king die

can only shapeshift into sex toys of various sizes

testicular cancer

memory wiping

radioactive piss

testicular cancer

shucks

uhh x-ray vision
my friend suggested mind control but I think x ray vision is cooler

can only look through men

lets... go..?

testicular cancer

die