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Ask any question about Zap and I'm forced to answer it

Ask any question about Zap and I'm forced to answer it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 1mo,
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yes
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how good of a swimmer is he
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VERY

He is literally part of the shark ASCII-oid subspecies. he BIOLOGICALLY BUILT FOR THAT
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but like
compared to a human
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very.

I mean he can swim like a 5th place Olympic swimmer
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is he gay
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no

He likes women. a LOT.

and I mean a LOT.

like literally in the first cutscene of galactic Groove, (not out yet) his neighbor yells at him through his windows going "HEY AINT YOU THE ONE WHO TRIED FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE!?"

zap literally rizzes up amy lady he even finds remotely pretty
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wow
okie dokie
*flees*
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He finds most humans ugly asf or just unattractive
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reasonable
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explain the holes in his tail
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The shark subspecies of ASCII-oid always had a tradition of making piercings in their tail to hold large tools like spears, but ASCII-oids regenerate, so over time their body just switched off the gene to repair injury in that area so they wouldn't have to cause themselves pain, although the pain was more like a mildly sharp stinging cramp.

So in other words their body just straight up ditched healing for that spot. But it was permanently like a scar/scab.

But the tradition has been long abandoned so meh
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The way life on tera evolves is not just random, but their DNA is PURPOSEFULLY ENGINEERING ITSELF

and each gene responsible for regeneration is like, say, a coordinate on a grid, think of it how 3d modeling works
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Is he breedable /j

But fr how would it feel to bite the P at the end of his head (for him and the person biting it)
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If you bit it you well probably couldn't, and for him it would feel mildly painful but like in the way scratching a mosquito bite hard is

But it would be a different story if you bit into his eyes, you actually wouldn't be able to, they're made with silicon crystals as the membrane, but ASCII-oid eyes are giant cells, so if you actually managed to, it would leak cytoplasm, but it would regenerate in seconds
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Also ASCII-oids don't have asses, but they do have genitals
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