mostly because I'm too lazy to find them TwT

Till you get contaminated by the toilet paper

It's not as clean though. Bandaids are disinfected and stuff I think. You don't want poo particles that floated onto the toilet paper by the toilet shoved into your wound

use baking soda and superglue

Try lemon juice for good measure.

yes

I prefer sulphuric acid, duct tape, and/or pee

No poo?

Well sometimes I use it but only when I feel like I really need it

Ah, makes sense.

I no longer agree with myself

Shut up

Weird idea, bro.