if the player is really bad at the game:
"damn, you really sucked there. it's almost like you did bad ON PURPOSE. you didn't get ANY (insert item here)s, and you sucked overall. welp, you have to fight the asshole now. let's just hope it takes ya under 87 attempts."
if the player doesn't reach 100%:
"you made it. you did okay, could've been better, but okay. just fight that high counselor, good luck."
if the player reaches 100%:
"wow. you completed everything just to prove me wrong? you've got balls kid. you spared everyone, you're a friend on the inside of all these people. the final stretch is right behind me, good luck."