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These mfs aren’t thinking critically | If the snail is chasing you, why don’t you just lock it up in a bedrock cage? It’s literally that simple | image tagged in gojistudios kaiju no 8 temp | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Another question is where tf do you find bedrock
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At the bottem of the world
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If you take THIS bedrock the Earth will be no more
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What about diamonds?
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One of the easiest solution would be to ask someone to take superglue and glue the snail to some concrete wall/floor

Or glue him on a table then put a glass on him THEN gluing the glass to the table
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And bury the snail to the core of the earth
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Wouldn't work as he could just dig his way back up
Would take a while tho
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It would take too long
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Remember you both are immortal

Maybe it would take long but it would eventually happen
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Wait, can’t you just send yourself or the snail into space?
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Also another thing that people doesn't understand about immortality

Of course you're immortal

But you can feel every pain

Yes being immortal sounds cool but imagine taking a bullet in the head and feeling it go through your skull

The unbearable pain

Or as in this situation space
Sending the snail in space would be useless as anytime he could get sent back by some randomness just like that

And if YOU go to space it wouldn't be better because even tho you'll be immortal you can't breath in space so again, unbearable eternal pain after running out of oxygen
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it's all shits and giggles until the snail clips trught the wall
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Make multiple layers
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ong
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You could also just trap the snail in low Earth orbit and it would technically constantly be in motion trying to chase you but wouldn't be able to move in a useful way at all
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When the sun envelops earth billions of years later you’ll wish you kept it on the planet
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The snail has creative mode
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The rules didn’t say that it can destroy anything
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Didn't say it couldn't
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what are you talking about
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Don’t you know the thing where if you take 10 million dollars for a year, but a snail will forever chase you, will you take it?
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Well that implies that you will live forever too
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Shit yea
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no

also life isn’t minecraft
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There’s a thing called sarcasm
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If the snail is chasing you, why don’t you just lock it up in a bedrock cage? It’s literally that simple