"too late for me" and bro's not even 20

>never had a friend: Obtain one at the bar
>never been in a relationship: Obtain one at the bar
>never kissed a girl: Obtain a kiss at the bar
>never had sex: Have sex at the bar
>cant drive: Drive in the bar
>never had a real job: W*rk at the bar

hes 19 you dont the bar at 19 you have to 21

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