EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING THAT BRINGS THEM JOY; FOR ME, IT'S WATCHING MY BLONDE, BEAUTIFUL, EXTRAORDINARILY ARROGANT GIRLFRIEND PLUMMET FROM THE SKY, TURN INTO A CARTOONISH FRISBEE ON IMPACT, AND SEEING THE BEWILDERED LOOK IN THE EYES OF THE MEDAL SHE BECAME AS I THROW HER AROUND WITH MY FRIENDS