Jeff the mewer

dead

the death row is for you

nowhere

In the presidents chair

Death penalty

electric chair

a rotting corpse dumped into the Mississippi river

burnt to a crisp

not just dead
but incredibly mutilated

No you’d be immune to arrest you’re amazing and look hot and cute and [insert more compliments cuz idk how to talk rn]

Probably like 5 months

in your m-

idk, i think i got what it takes to be free, but also what it takes to be fasly accused of being ugly