Sometimes you gotta wait
till the figurative
flames are visible before
you tell people there's a fire; Or you're "crazy"; .. Or you're "dramatic and manipulative"; Or the fire's somehow "your fault"; Or they decided they are fireproof now, and you're
just trying to trick them into freezing to death; Or you'll end up watching everybody
burn while they insist the flames
are actually, like... Ranch dressing?