BOOO
I GOT BETTER DAD JOKES THAN THAT AND I'M A TEEN GIRL

you dont have a dad dumabhh

... no need to remind me

arent you proud of having two moms??

I am
But i still got daddy issues

thought you never had one

I do
I was born after all
My mom and him used to be married
Divorced when I was a baby

i thought lesbians can make each other pregnant-

They can?
Eh too late, they both too old, and my bio mom had to get her ovaries taken out

this is too complicated for my 2 braincells
im ou-

Fun fact, my moms have an 11-12 year age difference
Did ya know?

Calm down, one's fifty and one is almost 40
They met when my mom was just turning 30, perfectly legal

gay

Exactly

i just figured out im bisexual like 2 hours ago

Oh nice