pls dont tell

diese meme macht mein schwanz so ungottlich hart

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WHAT

I don't even understand German but I could understand this whole damn sentence

ium sorry i wont tewll her okay

updoot for updoot? i need more points so i can post here

If you're in an abusive relationship...just break up

im in her basement pls help

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ich bin so gross und rund. bitte hilfe mich

its dark in here

she wont let me vro

That's kinda an ass reason, just kick that bitch out and call the cops if you need to

she drugs me

if that’s true you would NOT be this casual 🙏

Yeah, no..

why do you think im lying

It's quite obvious, after all I was in an abusive relationship as well and they don't resort to that.

this is different man idk what to tell you

I'm not a dumbass dude.

are you saying i am? i dont really appreciate that, and i never implied you were

I'm just saying your story is misleading and doesn't sound true. If you were actually in this situation you'd probably call your parents/police.