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lol

4/10 too generic

Bro spent ten years on a Lego set that said 10+ on the age

Don’t worry. The first forty years of childhood are always the hardest

When you were born, the doctors probably threw you out of the window, but the window threw you back.

If I was on a deserted island with you and some corned beef, I would eat you and talk to the beef.

You’re so annoying, you could make a Happy Meal cry.

I told my therapist about you. She didn’t believe me.

When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?

I was going to make a joke about your life, but I see life beat me to it.

If you did a face reveal, the internet would be deleted.

Is that enough for your brain to comprehend, or are ya thirsty for even less self esteem, which I didn’t even think was possible in your case.