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Arena: A vast, ruined coliseum with shifting terrain — fire pits, forests, icy patches, and mystical ruins. A crowd of unknown spectators roars in anticipation.

Battle Start!
Round 1: Initial Chaos

Eternal Knight Ouroboros immediately summons demons that rampage across the field, trying to trap and corner opponents.

Shadow the Hedgehog blinks in and out with teleportation and laser shots, but immediately gets distracted by a Latina spectator—he pauses, staring, nearly forgetting the fight.

Denji roars and revs up into Chainsaw Man form, charging into the demons, slicing through them with ferocity.

Regigigas moves slowly, barely reacting as everyone rushes around, seemingly uninterested for now.

Sans floats calmly, dodging every attack with eerie ease, sending bone projectiles and gaster blasters to keep everyone on edge.

Mr. AntTenna starts manipulating the crowd, forcing a few fighters into his bizarre game show capsules, temporarily trapping Mark and Larry.

Charizard soars above, breathing fire onto the demons, helping Denji and forcing some fighters to retreat.

Heavy Weapons Guy lays down minigun fire, taking out summoned monsters, then chomps on a sandvich to recover.

Josh Allen sprints around, “putting it inside” anyone foolish enough to get close, incapacitating some.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" guy unleashes an earth-shaking scream, causing some fighters to stagger, including the cow who just stands there confused.

Alarm Clock’s incessant beeping drives a few combatants (notably Weed Guy and Poop Muncher) off-balance and distracted.

Round 2: The Power Shifts
Regigigas finally powers up, causing the ground to tremble as he moves with newfound strength, knocking down Eternal Knight’s demons with a massive punch.

Solitude steps forward, watching the chaos with a twitching eye, whispering cryptic words that sap morale from nearby fighters.

The Roaring Knight summons black knives raining from above, piercing several enemies and creating dark fountains that drain strength from those nearby.

Evil Rape Villain tries to ambush isolated fighters, but is intercepted by Sans who quickly dispatches him with a barrage of bones.

NyQuil Chicken Chef serves a suspiciously NyQuil-soaked chicken to Weed Guy, who immediately nods off mid-sniff, out of the fight for now.

Kris uses ACT commands—first Pirouette to tire foes, then Glare to intimidate, and finally TrapOne to cage Banana (which doesn’t move anyway) and others temporarily.

Bidoof tries to follow commands blindly but gets knocked out early by Charizard’s flame.

Round 3: The Endgame Approaches
Denji, blood-fueled, slashes through The Roaring Knight’s dark fountains, but is slowed by Superman who intervenes with blinding speed and super strength.

Superman clashes with Regigigas in a titanic battle shaking the arena—continents might actually move if this keeps up.

Mr. AntTenna attempts one last manipulation, but Mark, despite cowardice, panics and smacks him with the frying pan, breaking the capsule.

Bronson yells "SYFM!" so loudly and aggressively that a few weaker fighters freeze in place, stunned by his sheer audacity.

Alarm Clock’s beeping reaches a fever pitch but is shattered by a well-timed minigun burst from Heavy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" guy screams his final, devastating frequency, collapsing several fighters—but Sans phases through unharmed.

Sans focuses on Superman and Regigigas, dodging titanic blows while firing relentless gaster blasts.

Solitude reveals a hidden power, enveloping the arena in shadow, draining strength from everyone but himself.

Final Moments:
Sans, relying on agility and precise attacks, exploits a rare opening in Regigigas as it tires from the fight with Superman, striking a fatal blow.

Superman, injured and slowed by Solitude’s shadow powers and Sans’ bone attacks, falters.

Solitude faces off against Sans, a battle of wits and mystic power versus impossible dodges and deadly precision.

With a blinding flash, Sans executes his final attack, a barrage of bones piercing Solitude’s defenses.

Winner: Sans
His near-impossible-to-hit nature, combined with relentless ranged attacks and uncanny dodging, outlasts every competitor—even titans like Regigigas and Superman.

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