tarzan

daie

In all likelihood, I would die. Although it would depend on whether or not the snake is venomous.

Stay calm and evacuate in an orderly manner

boat

grab the snake, throw it at the lion, then jump in the water and use the skills I learned from Steve Irwin, and by the time I get back to land, the lion died from the poison

Issue: The Sniper

you're a newgen, so you can't add shit

I didn't add shit, I added a sniper. Shit can't do anything unless you smell it.

shit can also be slang for stuff

and because you're trying to make me lose, check the inside of your walls

After 50 times or so, it doesn't feel scary anymore.

bite the fukkin tree! bich i’m da lion!!!! 😂😂

die

Use your dih as a sword

I don't know about you, but the idea of some crazed man waggling his dingaling at you while rubbing doesn't seem very threatening.

To the animals it would be very threatening

Would the lion really be threatened of a sausage when it eats meat?

It would be confused because it never saw anything like that

I, guess that's true. Actually, what would it matter? You probably haven't gotten down from the tree yet.

Self-Combust