TAG Ep 23.mp3

Paleo: Ok so last time. Melody was eliminated sadly. Damn it though, I was hoping she wins this gameshow!
Melody: It's alright, Paleo. It was fun anyways.
Paleo: Wait, how do you find this gameshow fun when danger is involved.
Melody: Eh, I seen worse. Anyways, it's fun playing with others. It's not about winning anyway, it's about fun. Alright, better go now. See ya!
*She goes to the Failures' Flat*

*Inside the Failures' Flat, Jax has returned*

Nagabiku: Oh great, who let this clown back in?
Jax: ......

Blook: "I'm a bit thirsty. Gimme a sec to get some water and we can start."

Paleo: Ok. Just try not to take so long.

*The Cob Cannon appears in the Failures' Flat*

Nagabiku: Hey, since when there's a cob cannon here.
Jax: ... Who let this in?
Melody: No one did, why?
Kage: Oh hey Melody.
Melody: Hey Kage.
Kage: You lost didn't you.
Melody: Yeah, but that's ok. I had a lot of fun.
Kage: Well, that's great to hear.

Blook: "I'm back guys!"
*He teleports the contestants to a supermarket*
Blook: "Today's contest is to buy everything on your shopping list."
*He hands evryone shopping lists and teleports Pomni, Jax, Gangle, and Ragatha out of the Flat*
Blook: "You four get to shop too! Pomni and Jax must buy the stuff on this shopping list."
*He hands them a hot pic of Francisca (in image) on accident*

Pomni: Umm, that's a picture of someone else?
Jax: Who's this baddie?

Blook: "I meant to show you this side! Ignore that!"
Kessho: "Weren't you into Sabrina?"
Blook: "She's with another guy."

Paleo: Blook, I think you need to quit dating girls for a while, I feel like you need a break from that.

*Sunny and her gang of shrooms lay down banana peels where All-Star is going*

Paleo: I wonder how this banana peel is gonna make him slip up his goal?

Sunny: "Why is he even in this place?"

Paleo: Idk

Blook: "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if..."
*He digs into a portal*

Paleo: Why did jump into the portal for?

*A clone of him jumps out with his arm extended very long into the portal*
Blook: "I'm feelin' something down here..."
*He pulls something out of the portal and is that...*
Oni: "Yooo, is that the... uhhh... what's her name? The one we saw on New Year's."

Paleo: I'm sorry, idk either. It's been a long time really.

*Blook twists Paleo's head to look at the portal*
Blook: "The... The girl! With the fower!"

Paleo: You talking about Hanazuki?

Blook: "YEAH that one"
*He puls her out of the portal*
Blook: "There's free ham."

Hanazuki: ... Uhh, what am I doing here, exactly?

Blook: "You're gonna be on season 2. We're planning for that already, yes."

Paleo: Wait? There's gonna be a season 2? I thought we're just gonna be done with it?

Blook: "WOW, Negai bought all the stuff on his list!"

Paleo: Wait, really?
*He looks at Negai's stuff*
Paleo: How did he manage to get all of that quickly?

Negai: "I am quick."

Paleo: Boy, how fast are you?

*5 hours later*
Blook: "And the last to complete their list is..."
*Drumroll*
Blook: "Sunny! Your penalty is -15 points!"

Paleo: When a number is a negative, it means usually something bad.

Blook: "If they can find the 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕣𝕓 then they get sent to a random aisle!"

Paleo: Produce what?

Blook: "The 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕣𝕓. It spawns random fruits and veggies."

Paleo: Why are you saying that like it's some kind of unholy object or something straight out of greek mythology?

Blook: "God had no hand in creating this orb."

Paleo: Then who created it anyway?

Blook: "It is an unholy amalgamation of many fruits."

Paleo: ... I feel like somewhere in the depths of hell might've made this out of fruits.

*All-Star Zombie enters the supermarket*

Paleo: Where did that zombie come from?

Blook: "Says the guy that who's girl isn't here."
Marissa: "What?"
Blook: "Shiiiit, she's here. Also, Cain gets to cohost with me and Paleo."

Paleo: Oh hey, Marissa! Where have you been all this ti-
*Gets interrupted as Caine appeared*
Caine: What's up, my meowing milkmaids!
Paleo: ... Uhhh, what?

Blook: "Now go buy stuff!"
*Pomni and Jax's shopping list is just 53.427 lbs of deli meat*

Jax: Hmph, this should be easy. It should be somewhere in a butcher place in this shop.
Pomni: Um, ok.

*There's a butcher on the absolute other side of the store*

Jax: Ah, well that was convenient.
Pomni: Why you say that?
Jax: Idk. Let's just get the 53.427 lbs of deli meat and get this done.

*They begin walking to the butcher*
Blook: "Btw, there are 5,826 aisles in this supermarket."

Paleo: Why you say that?

Blook: "They're in aisle 36. Out of almost 6,000."
Doom: "I have to buy 3 gallons of water, freeze pops, 7 apples, and 23 oranges."

Paleo: So your saying they're gonna be stuck in all aisles just to get to that conveniently placed butcher shop?