make the comments as batshit insane as possible

who woulge?
1. dinner
2. it is my cat
3. brush the hair orb
4. eat some candles

ㅤEH? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A PAIR OF BREASTS BEFORE? AND YOU'RE HOW OLD?! J-JEEZ! AHAHAHAH! W-WELL, WE'D BETTER FIX THAT, THEN! JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A SEC, AAAAAAAND... HERE! BOING! AHAHAHAHA! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!! TH-TH-THEY'RE JUST SACKS OF FAT ON MY CHEST, YA KNOW! DO THEY REALLY EXCITE YOU THAT MUCH?! G-GET A LOOK AT THIS, THEN! SEE HOW THEY BOUNCE UP AND DOWN! JIGGLE JIGGLE! I-I BET YOU WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM TOO, DON'T YOU?! G-GO RIGHT AHEAD! HONK THESE HONKIN' HONKERS AS MUCH AS YOU WANT! TAKE YOUR TIME! HECK, S-SUCK ON 'EM TOO! I KNOW YOU REALLY WANT TO~! JUST BE CAREFUL; MY NIPPLES ARE SUPER HARD RIGHT NOW! C-CAN'T IMAGINE WHYYYY...~! I-I-I-I-I-I BET YOU WANNA SEE MY VA**NA TOO! W-W-WELL, WE'RE ALREADY THIS FAR! MIGHT AS WELL! I'M NOT WEARING P-PANTIES ANYWAY! S-S-S-SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? ...WELL, I GUESS THAT RAGING ERECTION IN YOUR PANTS ANSWERS THAT QUESTION! HAHAHAHAHA!! I-I-I-I BET IT'S THE FIRST ONE YOU'VE SEEN SINCE YOU SLID OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S! L-L-LOOK HOW WET IT IS, TOO! JEEZUMS F**KING CRIKES, IT'S SO F**KING WET! I-I'VE NEVER SEEN IT THIS WET BEFORE! LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME, YOU FREAKING PERVERT! Y-YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL ALL HOT AND BOTHERED! OH, LORDY! CHRIST-ON-A-STICK! YOU'D BETTER TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS! A-AFTER ALL, WHEN IT'S THIS WET, IT'S MUCH EASIER TO CRAM SOMETHING UP THERE! AND I'M LEAKING LIKE A FREAKING SIEVE HERE! YOU'D BETTER P-P-P-PLUG IT UP RIGHT NOW!

Oh my the hell is this

NUMBER 7: STUDENT WATCHES PORN AND GETS NAKED. A BANGLADESHI 20 YEAR OLD STUDENT WAS ARRESTED AFTER WATCHING PORN, STRIPPING NAKED, AND ATTACKING AN ATTENDANT DURING A FLIGHT. IN MARCH 2018, SHORTLY AFTER THE MALINDO AIR FLIGHT DEPARTED FROM KUALA LUMPUR, THE 20 YEAR OLD STARTED WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY ON HIS LAPTOP. AS NOBODY SEEMED TO NOTICE OR CALL HIM OUT FOR IT, THE MAN BEGAN TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF. AT THE REQUEST OF THE CABIN CREW, THE STUDENT PUT HIS CLOTHES BACK ON, BUT SOON HE TRIED TO HUG FEMALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. WHEN THE CREW MEMBERS REJECTED HIM, HE REPORTEDLY BECAME AGGRESSIVE AND GROPED A FLIGHT ATTENDANT. WITH THE HELP OF SOME OF THE PASSENGERS, THE CABIN CREW MANAGED TO SUBDUE THE MAN, AND TIE HIS HANDS WITH A PIECE OF CLOTH FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT. ONE OF THE PASSENGERS CAPTURED THE MOMENT WITH HIS PHONE. ALTHOUGH AIRLINE OFFICIALS REFUSE TO CONFIRM DETAILS OF THE INCIDENT, THE PHOTO OF A MAN WITH HIS BOTTOM STICKING OUT OF HIS PANTS AND HANDS TIED UP EMERGED ONLINE. THE DISRUPTIVE PASSENGER WAS ARRESTED ON ARRIVAL.

Go... Go... Go... *Lightning.mp3* NOW!

[Intro]
I don't really wanna go
I don't really wanna stay
But I really hope and pray
Can we get it together?
Get it together
Mustard on the beat, ho

[Chorus]
I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra friеs, don't make them salty

[Verse]
All this cheese gonna makе my booty drip drip
I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk
If I see a sight of cheese, I'ma trip trip
I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip
So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now
Cheese, I don't want that
(Grrr) And I'm getting hungry now
I know you heard that
Waiting for my onion rings so I don't have to turn back
Burger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash
Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?
Better stop playing and just give me all of my food
Either I pay you right now or leave the drive-thru
Gave me the bag and then I took a bite of my food
There's cheese in my mouth (I'm gonna doodoo)

[Chorus]
I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Man, they just gave me a Whopper Jr. with hella cheese
Made it a meal, so yes, I got my drink
But why they gon' put cheese on everything?
They put cheese on my Double Whopper with no cheese
I'll be takin' a number two in the morning
Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment?
The cheese already in my body, booty farting (I farted)

I love minors

Me too 🫂

how shocking

Are you a minor?~

Yes

Memechat 👅

i wonder what happened in memechat

Shhhhhh

how surprising

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Inspiring

Milestone IV jason

FLINT AND STEEL 🔥! *F**KING EXPLODES 💥* CHICKEN JOCKEY 🐔 🧟! THE NETHERLANDS🔥🔥! CUMING IN HOT 🥵🥵🥵! WATER 💦 BUCKET 🪣 RELEASE 🌊!

Did you know? If a person sticks a metal pole up their anal cavity, they will very probably not like it

If you eat 400 cheeseburgers at once, you will promptly explode