My coke dealer when I ask for a gram of pepsi

pepsi bismol

Imagine if someone actually mixed Pepsi and pepto bismol

when you have nausea heartburn indegestion ustet stomach diarrhea (oops we made it worse)

the pink bismuth sludge

itd be more of a maroon color probably

all fluids in my body have been replaced with Pepto bismol

It hurts

Dear almighty merciful god kill me

(pink (23) plus brown (2) equals maroon (5)

how did i type 23 i meant just three

Eugh..

hey wait a minute HOW MUCH MAROON?

would that allow one to gain the ability to do the moves jagger claims to have

indeed

i was obvi refrencing them

obviously* damn it autocorrect when i tap on one of the suggestions then that means it’s supposed to be typed up for me

I'm now listening to moves like jagger rn thanks to this

you’ve given me no choice but to have the “moves like jagger” lyric and ONLY that lyric on constant repeat in my head

I got the moves like jagger