:3

ok but like, how did u NOT notice that ur twig and berries were free swimming

it was raining

that’s how we got the entire pool to ourselves

still how tf did that happen

her bikini probably got caught on, like, a branch or something and got ripped off

in a.... public swimming pool?

yes, they built it right next to a forest bc they ”””””””””wanted shade””””””””””

there's branches in the public swimming pool?

the sky was pissing

ozzy was taking a leak from heaven

cloud piss

https://imgflip.com/i/a2hs6c

i.. uhh, had an issue at the pool earlier today and basically i’m not going to have any clean clothes until next thursday

which means i’m gonna have to stay home with vamakinlorefang and be naked all week

EXCUSE ME WHAT DAFUQ. oh is that what everyone been yapping about. get clothes, borrow clothes, buy clothes wear dirty clothes just for the love of God don't walk about in yo birthday suit

i don’t have a choice

all my clothes shrunk in the dryer and now they won’t fit, also, i can’t go GET clothes unless i already have clothes bc i don’t want to go places naked

ask someone to buy you clothes, BORROW CLOTHES ur staying with someone, how tf did all your clothes shrink

i set the crappy dryer to the wrong setting so it shrunk all the clothes. also, i don’t have any money

and i doubt vama will be willing to give up the clothes she’s already wearing. and besides, none of them fit

ask yo parents. ask you frens, ask people

went to choir, and stayed off the internet

based

Eh, normal day

coulda been a bad day. count your blessings while you have them man. things can change in an instant

I know, I'm aware.

some people aren't bro. just tryin to be encouraging

Thx for that chat

i replaced carpet tiles today

how did that go

good

Went to Gatlinburg, TN for the FIRST TIME 🔥🔥

yooo, did u have fun?

yeah.

I got Buc'ee's, twice, mainly for their jerky and breakfast
I went to Ripley's and found some Duff, but i didn't have enough for arcades or LaserTag
I went to like a bajillion different stores in the Villages, which felt absolutely magical, especially with their bakeries. I actually got some fudge from there.
I had a giant BBQ sandwich with Beer Fries in the Out Back Grill... in the villages.
I got caught up with more pastries.
Found cool trinkets from fantasy worlds
Went to China Bazaar for cool swords, daggers, and other blades, with Demon Slayer blades being popular in the wall.
I had a gigantic dinner on Wild Bear Tavern, but barely ate bc i was so full from before.
Had diorrhea episodes... 4 times
and am now heading back home with little service and some Lemon-Lime Beef Jerky.

that sounds like an awesome time bro (minus the digestive issues) glad u had fun :3

yeah. i had to blame it on the Serrano Jerky tho 👍💔

oof.

Constipation strikes again :(

take some laxatives