Smudge that darn cat

THERE ARE 23 USELESS PARTS ON A MAN'S BODY. 20 NAILS THAT CAN'T BE HAMMERED, TWO BALLS THAT CAN'T BE THROWN, AND ONE C@CK THAT DOESN'T CROW. AND LADIES DON'T LAUGH, BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE THAT CAN'T CATCH MICE.