(There was a different planet dob one but it was for the OG game and I constantly need to remind my procrastinator ass to work on galactic groove)

Lol

Here's the one that inspired me to make it

Cool

Yaug

Now! For the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?
Rayman is a gangly goofy brainless hopeless eggplant!
Leave it all to me...
you're a setting star no one will see!
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbid's company!
Even your friendship with Globox gets weaker
He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!
Your punch is weak...
(Rabbids: Weak! Weak!)
And your glide makes me sick...
(Rabbids and Rabbid Peach: Sick! Sick!)
Must be nice to be Mr. Dark
Going to sleep with nothing on your mind!
A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids...
Raymaaaaan!

Beep-0... My old pal, so to say
Spare me your insight 'cause you're never ever right!
You'd be keener to be a vacuum cleaner
You truly look like one, you talk and kill the fun
Heroes? You're copycats, you're zeroes!
I can't take it anymore
I'm sick of the lousy four
The eggplant, the socialite, the weakling, and the bore...
You'll never replace me...
I'm the one the public adore!