Gojistudios Kaiju No.8 Temp

Ability to get infinite of any virtual currency

You kill off a family member every time you clone the currency

Phantom (Walking through walls, flying, and such.)

Cheese will kill you

Damn... I like Cheese...

Limitless

You can’t watch television or you die

I can break reality.

You can’t break reality without an inter dimensional being helping you

can manipulate emotions

The snail will forever chase you, if it touches you, you die

that one’s funny

Super strength

You can’t get any bitches

Eh.
Worth it

Omniscience

You don’t know what 1 + 1 is

But do I know 1x2

Yes, 1+1 is the only thing you don’t know

Ah okay

Morphing into anything

you die

The butthole sniffer will chase you at 3am

Unlimited shapeshifting with no restrictions

You can’t leave your house