WHO’S MIKE?! WHO IS HE?! ‘CAUSE NONE OF US HAVE EVER SEEN HIM! NONE OF US! EVER! EVERY TIME TENNA ASKS MIKE TO DO SOMETHING IT’S EITHER LIKE… HE JUST DOES IT HIMSELF, WE DO IT SECRETLY, OR… IT JUST SORTA HAPPENS! SO WHO IS MIKE?! WHO IS HE!? IS HE JUST TENNA’S IMAGINARY FRIEND!? IS HE TENNA’S ALTER-EGO!? LIKE SOME ALTERNATE PERSONALITY OR SOMETHING?! AND WHY THE HELL DOES HE GET SO MUCH LOVE AND ATTENTION!? IF THE WEATHER GUYS ARE SECOND-IN-COMMAND, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE HIM?!