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Hello Hello, my name is Gregoriah - and I would like to welcome you to my silly palace - Of course - not to be confused with any other jungle gym - This emporium - of wackiness - has been scientifically proven to be the silliest place on Earth - and I- *Button* - *Gasp* - Oh no! - I've summoned THE FLOOD!!! - Quickly! - Climb the play pal- *cuts off*; Heyo! I'm the owner of this silly emporium, Gregoriah - and I would like to welcome you - This building has been here for over 400 years - without any silly accidents or happenings - and I hope your visit - to here - will be absolutely- *Button*- *Gasp* - Oh no, I've accidentally summoned THE FLOOD!!! - Get to high ground!