Çhïrøgÿl: 1. dont you have paperwork to do?! 2. How do you even get BONERS????

Executioner: So you're f**king telling me That I almost rewrite history by going back to medieval times was forced to watch the entire history of mankind unfolded before me watched many of my family grow old and die and had everyone forget about me or say that I was impossible to exist and don't even recognize me as soon as I finally hit modern times in world war II YOU SON OF A - ( CHOCKING CHIROGYL)

Çhïrøgÿl: ok, 1. i dont even have lungs. Let alone a throat. what are you even choking?? MY NEVK IS LITTERLY JUST A VERY BIG SPINE THING-
2. YOU STILL HAVE PAPERWORK. NOW GO DO IT BEFORE I FORCE FEED YOU YOUR OWN TESTICLES AND- wait how do i threaten you if you dont even have flesh- Im gonna- i- IM GONNA FEED YOUR BONES TO MY PET DOG-

Çhïrøgÿl: Also was that even normal english

Çhïrøgÿl: Ok, im gonna adress the elephant jn teh room
HOW DO A SKELETON HAVE A DICK

( EXECUTIONER VERY PISSED): FIRST OF ALL YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M A HUMAN THIS IS JUST A F**KING COSTUME TO STILE FEAR INTO MOTHER F**KERS LIKE YOU! AND SECOND YOU MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL BU MAKING ME IMMORTAL! I HAD TO WATCH MY FAMILY DIE I HAD TO LIVE OUT THROUGH HUMAN HISTORY KNOWING THAT I COULDN'T CHANGE A THING AND THAT MILLIONS WILL DIE AND IF I DID YOU MIGHT HAVE A VERY DYSTOPIAN FUTURE AND MY OWN FAMILY DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ME BECAUSE THEY SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT I AM THEIR SON BECAUSE I ALREADY WAS BORN IN THAT TIME AND WORST OF ALL THEY WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT IT WENT BACK IN TIME IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Çhïrøgÿl: WOAH WOAH WAOH! YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT!!
IMMORTALLITY AND THE ABILITY TO JUDGE THE SOULS OF THE DEAD!
also, you do realise you have the ability to revive anyone youd want, right?? You- literally can just revive your mother right now. it was in teh contract.

The reason why he's so pissed and that he doesn't know about all this powers and stuff is because at first he was human he has no powers and people experimented on his mother his family and killed them Yes he got his powers through chirogyl The God of revenge of death but he didn't know that You have the powers because he just skimmed through it because he wanted revenge and was blinded by it So going through all those years basically is him telling the executioner You know he could just go back in time and revive right Like he went through so much pain doubt anxiety and you're just telling him that everything he suffered was for nothing except for the fact that he can revive everyone and he's back to his original time

Çhïrøgÿl: to be honest that is a very convincing costume.

Çhïrøgÿl: Who-
Kris: Oh yeah he never heard of galuez-
Çhïrøgÿl: gay WHO'

Bourael: Yeah that's me, it's very confusing cuz we both havenames that sound like greek prostitutes or something-
çhïrøgÿl: THE F**K YOU SAY TO NE YOU PIECE OF SHIT 💀😤