Tortoise sandwich

Make it so "password" is the only password you can use

You enter in your username via plinko, you enter in your email by typing in the letter at the opposite end of the alphabet, and you enter your phone number via slider, and your password has to be spoken

No

make typing your username length decided by a slider and use switches for people to choose each letter

use me

in what way?

uh
im a system so-

make it so you have to throw dices with letters to input your username (gambling is life)