Write a headcanon

the headcanon is that blobie owns a 3d model of text that just says "a headcanon"
yeah i made your joke into a canon thing
what ya gonna do about it

can break into any bank vault if you give them a helpful push through the seams

he actually has bones, he can just manipulate them at will

He's actually a human but he takes the form of a blob due to the power of the mind over the flesh

yes what would he look like

has PTSD of... T H E T I M E L O O P

yes

fanart

"blobie are you ok i havent seen you all week-"
"NO I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN A TIME LOOP FOR THE PAST SEVEN DAYS NOW WITH SPAMTTON G SPAMTON FROM THE HIT GAME DELTARUNE AND I THINK IM NOT EVEN𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗡 𝗜 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗜𝗠 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝙇𝙊𝙕𝙀 𝙄𝙏"
"...i see."

"GIVE ME THE K E Y G E N"

"h3y GUyz!- H0LY SH1T WH@T H@PP3NED"
"K R O M E R"