I just realized this clip is from Monster House, after seeing this at least twenty times.

Quick, hand me that screwdriver over there

Bro that’s the one I use for my dick falling out

But I need something to haphazardly prop up this extremely volatile and ridiculously lethal piece of equipment

Too late vro we dead

Look up what happened to Hisashi Ouchi that’s us

Yeah the screwdriver didn't fall out somebody took it because their dick fell out and they needed to screw it back in

F**k it I’m just eating this thing

What is that again?

Demon core

Oh, right. Anyway, better close it before someone gets hurt.