Okay, here's my luck with men:
* First real BF dated me as a joke then pretended I didn't exist.
* Second one got arrested for threatening to shoot up a school.
* Third one was a real self-centered sexualized prick.
* Fourth one was a religious freak obsessed with DND.
* Fifth one dumped me the second he got feelings.
* Sixth one was an older lad who was only there when he wanted some.
* Seventh one literally forgot I existed and found someone else.