Write a headcanon

He has never actually tasted pizza

canon
most earth foods are lost to time

Oof

Born from a hermaphrodite pair

nah, he was "born" in a big tube in a lab

Clipz used to have a crush on someone
But once they found out he was made in a lab and doesn’t have a Willy, they dumped him

LOL
canon

I think that actually happened (minus the reason)

has a secret mission. killing mark in the most gruesome way(mark simped for him once)

yep
canon (when and where)

when he's the last person alive and on a cliff

petey the cat

he do be evil, and he do be having a redemption arc

He can be trusted with weapons garde radioactive material

canon :3

Pre "fluff incident" clipz was a TV host

hmmmmmmmmmmm
he do be having that comedic mindset
canon

LESS GOOOOOO

YAAAAAAA

His mom (non genetically) is one of his best friends

And very protective

yeeh
canon

He has ‘evil’ (100% femboy cutie) clone who died because of adminspace

buh these aint headcanons
you just telling me his lore lol

Buh

Clipz has access to all knowledge in the universe, but chooses not to use it because he doesn’t want to be tainted by the fact

more like he only uses it when its convenient, he dont actually know everything, adminspace does

Oh ok

Vadrina is his closest friend

ye, canon