Driving In My Truck Right After A Beer
Hey, That Bump Is Shaped Like A Deer
Dui?
Beer parodies
How About You Die
I’ll Go A Hundred Miles An Hour!
Little Do You Know, I Filled Up On Gas
Imma Get Your Fountain Making As*
Pulverize This F**k With My Bergentrück?
It Seems You’re Out Of Luck!
Truck!
Beer Is On The Seat
Blood Is On The Grass
Won’t Admit Defeat
With Cops Right Up My Ass
You May Have A Fleet
But Still I’m Driving Fast
I’ll Never Be Passed
Car insurance
I Just Saved The World
From The Darkest Founts
Killed A Little Girl
Better For The Town
Gave This Truck A Whirl
Heavy Is My Crown But I Won’t Go Down!
Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!
7 Bears Are All I Need
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your Pants
Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need
Some More To Proceed!
Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!
7 Bears Are All I Need
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your PantsBeer parodies
Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need
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Sh***T
Did My Dumbass Just Really Hit A Tree?
Now I Get Up On My Feet, And Try To Flee
But I Can’t Run—Was It Maybe All That Weed?
If I Speak To Them, Maybe I’ll Be Free?
But They’ve Got Guns
What Happens When They See My Weed?
Did I Really Just Rhyme Weed With Weed?
Alright, Listen
I Can’t Be Arrested.
I’m Like The Mountain Or Some Shit.
In Another Universe.
Nearby car dealerships
And That Deer Had Some Powers!
I’m Doing This World A Favor.
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Please Don’t Lock Me Up.
I Just Saved The World
My Thanks Is Thirty Years To Life
For That Girl To Be Alive And Me To Miss My Wife
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Can’t Be In A Cage
All My Flowers Gonna Die
I’ve Got A Growing Boy To Raise
I Need Her Butterscotch Pie
Imma Start Hiding, See?
I Can Only Cry And Mope
There’ll Be A Friend Inside Of Me
If I Drop The F**king Soap
Beer parodies
I Just Wanna Go Home
Wish I Hadn’t Gotten Stoned
Now I’m Stuck Behind Bars
While My Wife Is Getting Boned!
K Dot.. I’ll Miss You
Go Seal That Dark Fountain
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