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Starve to death because if there was a worldwide famine nobody would be working to produce food, thus I'd starve anyway

ok what if i gave you UNLIMITED FOOD

eat the trees

Those environmentalists gonna flip when they see me

make their deaths as painful as possible

or

Id rather starve but not to death

That's a horrid way to die

then cause a worldwide famine and youd stay alive

Damn.

I don't wanna cause anyone else suffering

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both

starve

no you idiot youre supposed to cause suffering for everyone else

no, I don't think I will

. aw