*eyes widen in shock and jaw pops out of socket then legs turn into rocket and flies around in an arc until i crash into the floor and get knocked unconscious and wake up and then start jumping up and down in shock with my eyes still popping out of their sockets insanely wide and mouth open while flailing arms around and then does this until my arms are torn out of their sockets and turn into missiles like looney tunes and crash into the wall and then passes out again and wakes up in a hospital bead and hedexplodes from big shock and shit and then comes back to life and does a triple backflip*