Santa's a little early

Relatable lol

Yup finally an excuse to use my double barrel shotgun

That I had lying around in my closet for no reason

Yes... For no reason
... Expect for this specific... Situation

W

it's called CHRISTMAS IN JULY- oh wait it's actually august 1st

Kalm: But it's Christmas Eve. Christmas was delayed a day early.
Panik: THE SANTA'S A FAKE
Panik^2: THE NEWS STORY YOU READ ABOUT CHRISTMAS BEING DECEMBER 24TH IS A LIE
Panik^3: SANTA WILL KILL YOU
Kalm: It's Minecraft.
Kalm^2: You have a Totem of Undying.
Panik: You forgot it
Panik^2: That was not a Minecraft game, like you thought. I lied, this is real!
Panik^3: You die
Panik^4: Santa cooks you and feeds you to the elves
Kalm: He's arrested