WEDNESDAY MORNING ISNT HALFWAY THROUGH THE WEEK; WEDNESDAY IS THE LITERAL MIDDLE OF THE WEEK; WE HAVE THREE FULL DAYS OF WORK LEFT THATS NOT HALFWAY THROUGH FIVE; OKAY THEN I'LL COME UP TO YOU AT LUNCH AND SAY "WE'RE HALFWAY DONE"; DO NOT! SPEAK TO ME! ON MY LUNCH BREAK! DO NOT! APPROACH ME!