ts so me

You're cool, please don't go bald

this looks familiar, hmmmmmmmmm

I love stealing memes

lmao

But someone could just walk up to me and place a collar around my neck and I'd go with it

Same, especially if it's a woman taller than me

Lmao, yeah

I'd just melt

Same, I'd fallow her every command as long as she takes care of me

I don't need independent thought. I'd bark or meow for anyone that did that. (Too far?)