That’s a lot of holes

IF YOU CUT A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIECE OF PAPER, DOES THAT PAPER HAVE ONE HOLE OR TWO HOLES, BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT IT FROM BOTH SIDES, EACH SIDE IS A DIFFERENT SIDE WHICH MEANS YOU GO IN AND OUT EACH SIDE, EVEN THOUGH IT’S THE SAME HOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A DIFFERENT HOLE ON EACH SIDE SO THAT MEANS IT’S TWO HOLES IN ONE, BUT IF THAT’S THE CASE DOES THAT MEAN YOUR BUTTHOLE IS ALSO TWO HOLES, WE JUST CAN’T SEE FROM THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE IT’S INSIDE US SO THAT MEANS WE TECHNICALLY HAVE TWO BUTTHOLES OR WHAT IF ONE HOLE IS REALLY JUST TWO HOLES PUT TOGETHER THAT MEANS WE CAN PUT AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF HOLES TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE BIG HOLE; SPEAKING OF BUTTHOLES I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME TACO BELL RIGHT NOW