Chocobo barding is a feature in Final Fantasy 14, which allows you to give your chocobo cosmetic gears. Barding comes with headsets, neckpieces, and saddles. Not all sets are full sets, and no barding can be dyed. I randomly got the idea of "Kwevil" (Chocobos are known for their iconic "Kweh" noise) and decided to check what sorts of barding there are. Gambler Barding is the best for the cloak, but sadly there are no chocojester hats. And so, Kwevil, sadly, cannot exist yet. What's the point of being able to turn chocobos light blue if you can't spontaneously teach them that they can do anything?
*kwehpression SFX*
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