Yesterday, I was at my girlfriend's house. She ordered food for both of us. She ordered a small one for herself and a large one for me. She couldn't finish hers, so I ate hers after finishing mine. Later we bought desserts but she didn't want to eat so I ate them all. I raided the sodas in the fridge, then drank two or three bottles. We had breakfast this morning, too. She ate a small amount, and she was full, so I ate hers. I feel like a parasite, it's a wonderful life.
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