Are you suffering from D.O.G.? D.O.G Symptoms (Delusions of Grandeur): You are
over 75 years old; A Compulsive Liar and Fabulist; Easily distracted; Prone to fits of rage; Inarticulate & confused; A fast-food junkie; A narcissist; Addicted to garish orange makeup; If you’re suffering from D.O.G Syndrome, help is available. We suggest immediate retirement, & treatment in a skilled nursing facility. Ingesting bleach may also temporarily relieve symptoms.
