plot twist: it was a prank

STORY TIME; IT’S A NORMAL DAY; BUT YOU WERE ALLOWED TO PLAY GAMES DURING BREAKFAST; THERE’S NO SCHOOL/WORK; YOUR CRUSH ASKED YOU OUT; THERE’S A PARTY AND YOUR PARENTS LET YOU GO WITH NO CURFEW; YOU BECOME THE COOL KID; THERE’S PIZZA; AND CAKE; AND CANDY; AND DINO NUGGIES; YOU HAVE A GOOD SLEEP; YOU MEET A GENIE THE NEXT DAY AND HE GIVES YOU INFINITE WISHES; YOU GET INFINITE MONEY; INFINITE POWER; YOU FREE THE GENIE; IT’S TRUE; AND NOT A DREAM