A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR, BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID. "IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT."; I REPLIED." I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRICITY THIS MORNING!"
