apples vs. oranges: deep dive comparison
by foxed :) these are all opinions. don’t kill me
on the first look many thought it to be impossible. you can't compare an apple to an orange.
hell yeah you can.
sweetness:
apple: 6.5/10 avg orange:8/10 avg.
oranges have just generally been sweeter than apples imo, like when you get a sweet orange damn is it sweet, apples in general don't have the same amount of sweetness
taste:
apples: 6/10 oranges: 7/10
I know this is a hot take but red delicious is really dragging the family down here. they would've been tied if their misleading named cousin didn't exist.
design apple: 5/10
orange: 5/10
apples have that stupid stem which i hate and can often be incredible uncomfortable to bite into. on the other hand, oranges have that stupid skin which gets into your fingernails and really hurts.
juices
these both get a solid 8/10. i know there are a lot of AJ lovers. me personally im on team oj (i should plug my discord server, grim grady's orange juice factory here)
juiciness:
but i think they're pretty equal
juiciness: orange wins.
i mean it's literally just cells of juice. i don't want to explain.
crispness:
apple takes it here. i mean, yeah. that's all i could say like
peels:
apple: 7/10
orange: 4/10
ok. i hate the taste of the apple peel but compared to the orange peel GO***AMN it’s got it made. only orange peel saving grace is that it’s used in cooking.
and yeah i think that overall orange wins. if there are any other things you would like me to compare about the two lmk. thanks for reading
this took too much time. i need to find something else to do
