WEEKEND UPDATE WITH NORM

CBS ANNOUNCED THAT "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT WILL END NEXT YEAR AFTER 33 YEARS ON AIR AND THAT IT IS FOR "PURELY FINANCIAL REASONS"; "PURELY FINANCIAL REASONS..."; SO, BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU AFTER BEING AN UNFUNNY, FAWNING SYCOPHANT FOR THE DNC FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS WASN'T A FACTOR; AND I WASN'T FIRED BECAUSE LORNE DIDN'T LIKE MY JOKES