So yall know im going to a real party tomorrow, my friend says there's not gonna be any boys there and my mom says in that case I should be fine, but my Only-Homophobic-To-My-Kid mother is unaware that the female species also severely freaks me out; Not only that but I am going to be in a swimsuit in front of said female species, and I dont know how many, but if one is the hot senior I met on Halloween last year and got a number from im gonna actually drown myself