Very well then...
Once upon a time, a LEGEND was whispered among shitposts.
It was a LEGEND of IMAGES.
It was a LEGEND of FLIPS.
It was a LEGEND of HUMOR.
It was a LEGEND of HORNY.
This is the legend of MSMG.
For millennia, HUMOR and HORNY have lived in balance,
Bringing peace to the STREAM.
But if this harmony were to shatter...
a terrible calamity would occur.
The front page will run black with terror
And the Hot tab will crack with fear.
Then, her heart pounding...
The STREAM will draw her final breath.
Only then, shining with silly...
Three USERS appear at MSMG's edge.
A FEMBOY, A RACIST, And a MOD FROM THE STREAM.
Only they can destroy the newgens
And banish the OWNER'S ARKUMM.
Only then will balance be restored,
And the STREAM saved from destruction.
Today, the FOUNTAIN OF SHITPOSTS-
The posts that give this land form-
Stands tall at the center of the stream.
But recently, another fountain has appeared on the horizon...
And with it, the balance of HUMOR and HORNY begins to shift...
