EXT. FREEWAY
Several cars are on the freeway, including a yellow hummer.
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EXT: HUMMER WINDOW
A man, HUMMER GUY is leaning out of a hummer window.
[HUMMER GUY]
Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while driving!
Cut to an over-the-shoulder shot of HUMMER GUY watching the movie Madagascar inside of his hummer.
EXT. JUNGLE
A lion and a hippo are talking to each other. ALEX, the lion, asks GLORIA, the hippo, a question.
[ALEX]
What kind of music do you like, Gloria?
[GLORIA]
Hippo Hop!
Funky music starts playing. GLORIA dances along.
[GLORIA]
Woo hoo! Yeah, baby!
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EXT: HUMMER WINDOW
[HUMMER GUY]
*laughter* Dude, those animals are so f**king funny that it makes me want to merge without looking!
Cut to behind shot of hummer changing lanes. The hummer bumps another car, causing it to lose control and crash into a semi-truck carrying a gasoline tanker, which explodes. Cut to an alternate angle of hummer window.
[HUMMER GUY]
Yeah, Rumsfeld!
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