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[5/24/1998, The hungry campers incident]

How to drive to a campsite with your family!
Step one: fill up on gas, get your family in the car, and drive away!
Step two: stop at a gas station once it starts to get dark
Step three: stock up on snacks for the hungry passengers
Step four: the store’s closed.
Step five: go back to the car, hungry.
Step six: after multiple hours, listen to the kids groan, holding their stomach as they wince in pain due to starvation
Step seven: what is that. There’s something in the road.
You come to a stop and stare the unruly beast in the eyes

It looks back at you.

You blink, and it’s gone. Must’ve been a hallucination

…

Step seven: get back in the car and
Step eight: fill the void of your stomach. Claw at them.
Step nine: rip the children apart. Cut open your wife. Feast on their remains. Ignore their screams. Focus on self-preservation, even at the cost of your sanity.
Step ten (optional): get back in the car, hungry, sanity restored, and either
A: crash, killing yourself, adding to the bodies
B: continue onwards, despite the horrific act you’ve committed.

…

And that’s my nifty tutorial on how to have a small lil camping trip! Have fun!

thats actually pretty similar to his incident, the only difference is hes on a deserted island after a plane crash. a plane had such severe turbulence that it blew out one of the turbines so they landed on an undiscovered island south of the caribbean.
for some reason, he decided to split from the group (who had hence formed a tribe) and try to survive independently.
he later began starving after he couldn’t catch any food or find edible plants, so he went back to the plane to search for food, only to smell a sickeningly sweet aroma.
they were charred remains of the passengers that didn’t survive. he was hesitant at first to eat it, but decided to devour several corpses to a point he contracted a supernatural disease that mutated his brain and body beyond human comprehension (he spent the time hibernating of sorts evolving meanwhile)
his intelligence, speed and strength surpassed far beyond anything earthly. however, his body adjusted in a way that he can only digest human flesh.
he was still fully conscious of his actions, and never wanted to eat others, but it was either him or the tribe.

he later picked off the other survivors one by one each day until there was one left, ironically a rescue helicopter dropped by the day he was about to be eaten. the last survivor successfully escaped the island, but Cannibal also latched on the belly of the helicopter, and was able to infiltrate urban society

Holy hell I didn’t know he was actually a Trollge Incident guy I thought you were just making a shitpost art thing

he is yeah its not really a shitpost